Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.

You can’t be value free when it comes to marriage.
by Al Gore

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Divorce is the past tense of marriage.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

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