To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
by Malcolm de Chazal
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
Man has will, but woman has her way.
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.