Divorce Quotes and Sayings

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you. A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad. A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you. Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of...

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