Strong Women Quotes

“The usual masculine disillusionment is in discovering that a woman has a brain.”  -Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking  three.”  -Elayne Boosler “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”  -Ellen DeGeneres “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway  through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.”  –Lynda Montgomery “Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That’s why you should never date a baseball player.”   –Marsha Warfield “You can’t have luck when someone else has skill.  So long time ago, we decided to invest in the stock market.  There’s  no skill in that.  Even your mother agreed.”  –Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club Real equality is going to come not when a female Einstein is recognized as quickly as a male Einstein, but when a female schlemiel is promoted as quickly as a male schlemiel.  –Bella Abzug “I loved my shadow, this dark side of me that had my same restless nature.” –Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club “And I think now that fate is shaped half by expectation, half by inattention.”–Amy Tan, The Joy Luck...

Funny Women Quotes

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. I hate women because they always know where things are. by Malcolm de Chazal Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong. A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water. Man has will, but woman has her way. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another...

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